Tea Leaves


created from the horror story ‘black coffee’, you say tea leaves before anything that is s-xual or could be an innuendo.
tea leaves – i’m on top of you.

tea leaves – ow.

tea leaves – mmm.. that tastes good……

tea leaves – i’ve just realised you’re a man. sorry for the inconvenience.
aka meat curtains, l-b– hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for johnny numbing it up.
near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. it is powdery, generally has to be scr-ped from the pouch. it’s hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like cr-p.
“oh b-gg-r, i’ve only got tealeaves left”
“margery, could i have a cigarrete, i have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.

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