Tea or coffee
these are used as code words for when in public places talking about s-x openly and not feeling embar-ssed about talking about it.
tea to be refered to as the ‘front’ p-ssage for s-x; and coffee to be used for the ‘back’ (-n-l) p-ssage.
so when you wake up in the morning – do you prefer tea or coffee? haha
this can also be fun in the work place when asking the boss if they want tea or coffee!!
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