Tea-vag


(tea-vajj-ed)

the word one uses when one gets tea-bagged, except by a girl. how it works is left up to the users sick imagination. more likely to be heard used over the internet, particularly x-box live.
krazygirll299: yeah, get owned, sucka!

thaamanlyman: shut up and make me a sandwich.

krazygirll299: what?! oh, you’re gettin’ tea-vagged now!
the female equivalent of a teabag; the act of teavagging, to teavag.

when a female squats over the face inserting the l-b– into the mouth performing an up and down dunking motion usually while the recipient is sleeping.
my girlfriend gave her friend a teavag when she p-ssed out at a party.

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