Tea Whoopi-Goldberg
tea, black nun
lady of the house: “would you like a cup of tea?”
builder “yes please!”
loth “what do you take?”
builder “tea whoopi-goldberg!”
loth “sorry”
builder “no need to apologise, i understand that the middle cl-ss is xenophobic and forgive your ignorance. ”
loth “that’s ok, my husband is working away this week…”
builder “so the bedroom light bulb needs changing and you can’t reach?”
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