teaboogers


the kind of boogers you get when you choke on tea and the sh-t from the bottom of the cup (usually leaves) gets to your nose.
“james was drinking his tea when she told the joke and he choked on it. naturally, all the bullsh-t from his cup went up his nose. he was picking teaboogers for days, man.”

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