Teacher’s pet

someone who has a s-xual/romantic fetish, or complex for teachers/professors. they are usually in high school or college, and they would much rather sleep with, say their english teacher/professor than the head cheerleader or quarterback on the football team. they do well in cl-ss, and try extremely hard to please their teacher of interest. many, however, tend to go out with teachers, and marry them after they’re done with school. they like someone who is mature, is in a position of power, and is usually older than themselves.
lizzie: hey, molly. why are you staring at mr. thomas?

molly: he’s sooo hot! i love a mature man of authority…

lizzie: eww… he’s old enough to be your father!

molly: i don’t care! i sooo want to read chaucer with him, and suck his d-ck… he’s sooo intelligent, and i would do anything for him! his cl-sses are sooo interesting…

lizzie: girl, you are sooo a teacher’s pet…
a complete suck-up. never gets in trouble and gets away with everything!
teacher: can someone please p-ss out these papers?
joe: of course! you look absolutely gorgeous today, have you been working out?
sally: what a teachers pet!
-one student who spends majority of their time fantasizing about work with their teacher.

-a student who visits a teacher everyday after school to help instead of ask for help
– one who raises their hand at every question and answers in run on sentences.
there is this kid in my biology cl-ss who is a teacher’s pet. he cannot shut up. he runs to the cl-ss after lunch and seems to always be raising his hand.
an annoying student who kisses up to the teacher and does a bunch of favors for said teacher in hopes of getting a good grade. the kind of student who raises his hand for every single question and buys expensive gifts for their teacher. this student thinks they are superior to their peers because they are the teacher’s favorite and therefore they bosses everyone around. they will also tattle on their peers for insignificant rules they might break.
-normal student eating an apple, not causing harm to anybody-
teacher’s pet: “teacher! oh teacher! there’s someone eating an apple in the cl-ssroom! that’s against the rules!”
teacher: “thank you for telling me. -scolds normal student-
normal student: “wow, thanks a lot man. what the h-ll did i ever do to you?”
these are the students that the teacher forever adores. the sad thing is that they don’t even have to get good grades they just do numerous things that teachers like, such as:

1) making schoolnotes or the school website their homepage and then subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
2) buying a gift so expensive they wouldn’t get it for their own mother and then subtly mentioning the price where the teacher can overhear
3) studying all night long just so they wouldn’t let the teacher down and subtly mentioning it where the teacher can overhear
4) observing and yelling at all the troublemakers when the teacher is out of the room and subtly mentioning them by name and his or her own good act of trying to keep them in line where the teacher can overhear

basically it’s those annoying people that always stand by (figuratively) the teacher and mentioning their good deeds subtly where the teacher can overhear. i have also noticed that they are always the ones who come in with the “perfect” project which has all those weird features and everything lamenated and is soooooo creative that they somehow score better than an a+. i hate them so much. >:0
teacher’s pet: oh, mrs. johnston i love that dress. i can’t wait to take that test because i studied a long time but still got plenty of sleep and woke up soon enough to eat a healthy breakfast.
a student who is supposedly highly thought of,but is really looked down on,when teachers have their own little gossip.a student who probably has family problems,and feels the need to improve themself,without realising how they really look.
everyone hated the teachers pet types,but also felt sorry for them.
teacher’s prized student.
some of the teachers i had considered me their pet.

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