Teagies
teagies, n.
tea-party orgies.
when your lovely tea-party starts evolving into a raucous multi-patner s-x jamborie, it is traditionally called a “teagie” or the proper, english orgy.
things you might overhear at a teagie:
“i say, mr. farcy hosts the most stimulating teagies that i have ever been a part of!”
“yes, would you kindly p-ss me the earl gray and take off your pants?”
“oh that’s the spot. a little to the left. and hand me a crumpet.”
“would you like a little jam on your toast? -suggestive eyebrow wiggle-“
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