tear a new one
to tear someone (or get torn) a new -sshole. generally used when you can’t say -sshole.
to get beat bad, m-ssacred or just plain raped.
grrr… i’ll tear a new one for you!
dang… that other team just tore us a new one!
if you break this i will tear you a new one!
tear a new one; a way of getting a job..wen u observe ppl not working and being more cliquey and in consultative mode as opposed to getting things done..
when you are not afriad to get your hands dirty elbow deep..yknow as opposed to the sh-t that is fermenting there in the workplace.
tear a new one is a collegue friendly way of saying i like your job where can i get one just like yours etc..
man..im gonna tear a new one.. these b-tches a new extra a$$hole for sho..
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