tearstick
1. something an actor applies to their eyes which stings, producing fake tears, for an emotional scene. you could just buy an onion but a tearstick is more hollywood, and also quite a secret within the industry.
2. another word for a p-n-s of large girth. when inserted, it will tear up any v-g-n- or -ss, no matter how tight or loose they be.
3. tearstick is also an aol screen name widely known to belong to a famous celebrity. the livejournal gossip community ohnotheydidnt revealed this in 2005.
1. “p-ss me my tearstick, my dog dies in this scene and i can’t work up the b-lls to cry”
2. “ralph’s tearstick really did a number on my cooch last night”
3. “why won’t that tearstick answer my instant messages? does he think he’s better than me just coz he owns 4 houses and 19 cars?”
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