teasy ass gritties
a spin off of tig ol’ bitties, and derived from greasy -ss t-tties.
describing the fat greasy man-b–bs on an overweight fellow.
jim: d-mnnnn look at you fatty, you’re m-ssive! you got some teasy -ss gritties, they’re bigger than your mom’s.
bruce: don’t make fun of me… i have a glandular problem!
jim: then why are you holding a bucket of kfc?
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