Teathen


noun, a person that claims to believe in the christian religion but does not adhere to the doctrine, but instead believes in the almighty corporation. a teathen believes “i want what i want when i want it”

etymology: from tea party + heathen
eric cantor is a teathen

paul ryan is a teathen

Read Also:

  • tech loop

    while internet surfing, one webpage leads to another webpage, leads to another webpage, and before you know it, it is 5 hours later. sorry i’m late to happy hour, i got caught in a tech loop.

  • technol

    if -n-l s-x were a sport, jeff would be in the olympics for it. noone can -ss-dive like technol can. he plain 0wnt you foo! if -n-l were a country, jeff would be king. jeff is definately the king. a pimpin’ dude that has a nice car and gets hot girls. he makes girls like […]

  • Technical Deep Fry

    when you have lost or misplaced an object and you believe it to currently be in the possession of a sand burgular or middle-eastern person. 1. today i was playing wiffle ball with my friends. i hit what i believed to be a towering home run into my neighbors yard, however it was later ruled […]

  • Teenibopper

    a girl in her teens that is obsessed with fashion and with (predominantly male) pop singers. a teenibopper is a girl between the ages 13 and 19 who will buy only name brand clothing, and is obsessed with adam levine or john mayer

  • Radio Rapists

    “radio rapists” defines the people in the radio industry who choose the music for a particular radio station, and they usually “rape” a song over and over until it is no longer appealing to the listener (if the listener found it appealing previously, which they usally didn’t in the first place) or when it is […]


Disclaimer: Teathen definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.