Tebben
a tebben is a large calfed caucasian. usually a shorter specimen of human with broad shoulders. although short, the tebben is known best as an athlete displaying doug flutie like heart on and off the field of play. depending on who a tebben breeds with, size and height of the offspring may vary but the tebben gene is definitely dominant. identifying these hybrid tebbens is very easy.
look at the level of that man’s athletic prowess, he also has huge calfs, must be a tebben.
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