Tebolting


the mixed art of bolting and tebowing, where you get down on one knee as in the tebowing position but also to extend one’s hand in the air at an angle with the index finger pointing in line, while the other is pulled back as if pulling a bow string back. these two things are done simultaneously.
i was so excited, that i had to tebolt.

yesterday i tebolted.

dude, tebolting is just a great thing to do all day every day.

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