Teboned


when you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

antonym – lebronned.
s-x is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you’re being teboned.

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