Tebow
adj. used to describe a person who is honorable, respected, and/or amazing.
my mom is so tebow.
adj. getting something done, but in a very sh-tty manner
jake: “he did such a sh-tty job.”
me: “he still got it done thought.”
jake: “yep he pulled a tebow.”
pulling something off in spite of the disbelief of all those around you.
managing to pull something out of your -ss that no one thought you could.
being awful at something for a majority of the time that you are doing it and then somehow pulling yourself together in the last moments to secure victory.
joe your presentation was such a tebow, somehow you pulled it together at the very end despite scr-w-ng up throughout it.
“how the h-ll did he win that game? ”
“he’s tim tebow coach”
tee-boh verb –
1) to drop to one’s knee, regardless of surroundings, bow one’s head and pray to the almighty that somehow you won’t f-ck up whatever it is you are doing
2) to randomly drop to one’s knee and bow one’s head – in the fashion of “professional” football player and “quarterback” tim tebow – in public settings (see also: planking & owling)
1) “he was totally blowing it with that chick, so he tebowed. somehow, he ended up nailing her.”
2) “dude, is that guy tebowing in line for the atm?”
a person who has lost functional use of their left arm.
i guess it could have been worse. he got the use back in his legs, but the accident still left him a tebow.
an expression used on a girl you respect, but still find incredibly attractive. you take her out to a nice dinner, and wait (to have s-x) to you marry her. as opposed to taking her out to a nice dinner and f— her
man, amber is so hot. i’d like to tebow her.
the act of an athlete kneeling on his/her knee and praying during a game.
when i saw that stanford kicker tebow i knew he was gonna miss that kick.
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