tech baby



one from the millennial generation who feels ent*tled. they work for tech companies that give them free swag, free booze, free clothes embroidered with trendy tech logos, transportation to and from work, free food at work, and lots of coddling. have a hard time when things don’t go their way. they don’t understand the real world. when all else fails, they cry. tech babies are especially present in the san francisco bay area.
jed is such a tech baby.

jed partied too hard on the work organized outing so took a “work” from home day which meant he answered one email but mostly binged on netflix. around dinner time he wished he had gone to work for the free meal because he actually cannot cook.

how does a tech baby know it’s sat*rday?
the bus doesn’t pick them up for work.

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