Techneck


a redneck who has mad computer skills. country geek.
that techneck hacked into farmville.
muscular stiffness and pain, even headache, caused by the extended periods of looking down at one’s handheld personal technology devices, such as ipods, iphones, zunes, blackberries and smartphones.
i spent so much time texting yesterday i got horrible tech-neck.
the fanbase of virginia tech (aka v.p.i.). most of whom suffer from a disproportional self-image disorder manifesting itself with a puffery of their status in the world of college athletics and the academic standing of their university in general. the university is located in the southwestern rural reaches of the commonwealth of virginia.
man, the hoos laid a beatdown on their techneck cousins to the south last sat-rday.

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