Technisexual
a s-xual preference. a technis-xual individual is someone who prefers to have s-x with electronics. they can be male or female.
as more and more ipods and flat panel tvs come out this behavior is rapidly becoming widely accepted among society.
dude 1: ahhhhh! what are you doing to my computer????
dude 2: sorry man… i am technis-xual, so i can’t help it….
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