Techno-lag
the feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or iming, if neither are ever there at the same time.
on monday:
jane: hey! haven’t seen you in weeks! we should hang out!
on wednesday:
jack: totally! tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new james bond movie?
on friday:
jane: oh. sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the bond movie would be fine.
on monday:
jack: dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
on wednesday:
jane: for sure.
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