Techno-Panic
1. the sentiment of anger, rage and intolerance at various technological instruments which are not performing to one’s expectations.
2. a disillusioned person who channels their rage at a technological device, when in fact they are experiencing a user error.
1. blue screen of death – lost my report – techno-panicked and punched a hole in my monitor.
2. alina techno-panicked on her cell phone cause she couldn’t figure out google maps. the software wasn’t any more effective after she threw her phone out the car window…
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