techno priest


someone who uses online gaming as a means of spreading there religous beliefs. some techno priests are quite stuck up about their beliefs to the point they will subtly berate those who are non believers. often contradict themselves by preaching over shooting or m games due to their higher popularity, as well as using them as a stepping stone . all religions can have techno priests, not just christianity.
guy 1:”dude i straight up shot that guy in the face!”
techno priest:”you know if this was real life god would send you to h-ll for killing a man. but if you believe in jesus as your saviour then you will-”
-(techno priest) booted-
guy 1:”d-mn techno priests, annoying is what they are.”

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