techno turd
what your cell phone becomes when you drop it in the toliet.
i was texting holly when i accidentally dropped my phone and it became a techno t-rd.
person who is so obnoxiously technologically proficient that they ridicule you for not knowing how to photoshop hillary clinton’s face onto a donkey’s b-tt.
my computer science teacher is such a technot-rd.
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