technological act of god
if a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.
the event shall not be considered a ‘true’ taog unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
debtor “my pay wasn’t direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can’t cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit”
creditor “by saving a year’s worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would’nt be in this situation now would you.
save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn’t happen to you. it is what it is – a technological act of god”
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