Technologist
someone who owns technology, doesn’t know how to even use it but claims to be tech savy
person 1: i consider myself a technologist of sorts, check out this cool new phone i got!
person 2: can you get email on that phone?
person 1: i don’t know, i’ll just have the apple genius do it for me
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