technolotard
n. a technological r-t-rd – someone who is unable to figure out how to do anything related to technology (e.g. computers, the internet, cell phones, etc.) despite having received instructions more than once.
my mom is such a technolotard! i’ve showed her 10 times how to install an app on her iphone and she still has to keep asking me how. f-ck me!
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