technopath
a person with the ability to fix computers and related devices without touching them.
i called roberta to fix my computer. the computer was completely frozen and nothing i did worked to fix it. she walked into my room, and as she came within a foot of the computer, it miraculously started working perfectly again. she is an amazing technopath, and i have seen these technopathic skills displayed by her over and over again.
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