technopheliac
a person who is constantly buying new technology (cell phones, mp3 players, etc) for the purpose of showing them off. a person that just “bleeds” technology. comes from technophile and hemopheliac.
“hey!! check out my new wireless pda/cellphone/mp3 player/coffe maker/garage door opener!”
“is that really necessary?”
“well…no… but i had to show you.”
“you’re such a technopheliac.”
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