technosizing


using a technical word in a situation that has nothing to do with computers.
“did you decide to upgrade your lunch or did you delete the fries?”
“no more technosizing!”

“why do you have two different calendars?”
“i’m a/b testing.”
“you mean you’re technosizing again.”

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