Technosuicide
technosuicide is the act of intentionally causing the death of one’s own online personality or account.
this act, more often than not, is the realization that mankind is in fact regressing and not advancing as many experts would believe via the invention of rapid telecommunications.
it also maybe due to how much one’s own personal computer fails among other technology-related inconveniences.
i have seen the advances that man has made through internet, and i have seen the failures of it. in light of these failures that are far greater than its advances, i see no hope for the future of mankind in telecommunications. therefore, i write my last facebook status update before i commit technosuicide.
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