ted danson tumbleweed
a s-xual act in which, during f-ll-t–, you remove your unit from your partner’s mouth during climax, c-m in your own pubic hair, and rub their face in it.
you know ted danson gave shawnee smith the ol’ ted danson tumbleweed.
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