Ted time
masturbation, self pleasure, rubbing one out, jacking off, polishing the mayonnaise canon, beating off, shooting the love gun, spank the monkey, ext…
i was getting turned on watching miles shower in the locker room so i had to jump in a stall for some ted time.
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