Teddy Smash


when a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. also used to make fun of any meathead. a person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.
harmless onlooker: holy sh-t hes going to teddy smash that 2×4.
(meathead smashes 2×4 with his fists like he is the f-ckin hulk or something)
meathead: ttttteeeeeeeeddddddddddddddddddddddyyyyyyyyy ssssssssmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaa-sssssssshhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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