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  is the stain that remains after using a hand full of feces to m-st-rb-t- with. ah for f-cks sake luke, you’ve left cuflumpastain’s all over the loungeroom again. luke is a cuflumpastain.

• Disguckles

  disgusted chuckles. when you laugh at something for being very gross. something is so offputing, it is humorous. i got the disguckles watching internet videos of babies throwing up in people’s mouths.

• fortin

  i fat b-tch look at that fortin

• 60 grit story

  when you’re given a line of bullsh-t so bad it feels like you are getting plummeted up the -ss with a d-ld- rapped in 60 grit sandpaper. ed p-ssed on the shift with a 60 grit story so bad i had to shove tampons up -ss to stop the bleeding. #60 #grit #story

• bodaga

  when your hair gets stuck in between your b-tt cheeks i’m the shower “dang it, another bodaga!”

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