tedtaotao
one who owns b-tt plugs, -n-l beads, and other b-tt pleasing toys. who enjoys pleasuring there own -ss. usualy sp-wned from the getto of seatle next to starbucks. also owns an -ssorted collection of pink g-unit sweatbands
sh-t son, you goin to jail, hope you don’t turn into a “tedtaotao”
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