tee bag
when a male hovers over one’s mouth and dips t-st-cl-s into mouth.
i tee bagged this freak yesterday on the plane.
a person who humps another persons head
anything that humps or rubs another thing
heyy dont use ur eraser at all in ur life or ur a tee-bag
incorrect spelling, see teabag.
see teabag for the correct meaning.
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