teed
to get royally f-cked beyond recognition
see also “friggity f-cked”
hey nate, let’s get f-ckin’ teed before we go to dinner tonight.
the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.
f-cked
i’m so teed right now.
those xany’s teed me.
drunk
get f-ckin’ teed!
dude i’m f-ckin teed
fitshaced
nick b is f-ckin’ teed.
a person who drags their teeth on a man’s p-n-s while performing f-ll-t– (bl-wj-b).
man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
a s-x goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to be her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful
sh-t teeds is f-ckin hot!
from the action verb tee off. what it has come to represent is a haberdasher’s excuse to tying one on. when one is teed, they can’t “hit one straight” and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.
matt garvey is teed… we can understand what he is saying.
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