teedle
when you stick your t-ts in someones -ss and achieve dingleberries on your niphairs
woops! your -ss left me with a couple teedles.
a discreet way of indicating the desire to m-st-rb-t-, often used in public places where people might be offended by the indication of m-st-rb-t–n.
“man, the other night you called me when i was teedlin'”
guy:dude you want to come over after school?
teedler:nah man, i really gotta go home and teedle.
guy:allright, cool man.
guy:dude what you up to tonight?
teedler:i think i’m gunna be home fiddling me teedle stick.”
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