Teedlotoddler
an adult who, with each drink, is steadily reverting back to their toddler selves with every drink.
“oh look, susan is teedletoddling.” -susan stumbles over the coffee table, drunkenly laughing as she spills her drink.
“no, do not invite george. we’re trying to have a chill night, and we know he’s a teedlotoddler.”
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