Teemo


the most bad–ss champion in the rts game, league of legends. don’t let his cuddly appearance fool you, because teemo will f-ck your sh-t up – particularly with his mushrooms.
teemo’s dps will rape your face.
an annoying p-ssant gerbil, grinning as he f-cks up your sh-t, the stinky b-st-rd will ruin your whole teamfight.
that f-cking teemo and his f-cking mushrooms and his f-cking blind.
emo kids that cut when they consider themselves teens but they are actually 12.
it seems like half the kids these days are teemo.
a teenage emo.
originated in the mid-1990s, popularised by characters like that played by claire danes in largely-forgotten tv show “my so-called life”.

jim: “that angela chase character was something of a teemo huh?”
bob: “i don’t care.”
jim: “that’s such a teemo thing to say.”
teen/emo. (not to be confused with actual emos) for those kids who seem to think that if they act whiney and puppy dog people will feel sorry for them instead of hating them. all i know is that they are satan and destroy everything good they come into contact with.
g-dd-mn! did you hear that teemo whining back there?

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