Teen granny
a hot looking chick in very s-xy clothes. then you see her face and she’s in her 50’s or 60’s trying to look young and s-xy.
bob:”i saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today”
hank:”oh yeah, did you talk to her”
bob: no once i got close to her and she turned around i saw she was like 60, she was just being a “teen granny”, it was gross!
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