Teenage Lobotomy
a teenager who either acts stupid, has a brain fart and acts stupid, acts as is they’ve had a lobotomy, or acts like riff randall: rock ‘n’ roller.
1. after skipping school for three days to be the first in line to buy ramones tickets…
princ-p-l togar: kate, i am really surprised at you. i thought you would serve as a model for the rest of the school, not as an accomplice to delinquency.
kate: well, she’s my friend.
princ-p-l togar: a friend that will lead you down the road to expulsion.
riff: i’m a teenage lobotomy.
2. guy: dude, here’s the deal, i’m going to go and talk to…
girl: hey boys, what’s up?
guy: what’s up? so… what was i talking about? i just totally forgot.
guy 2. dude, what a teenage lobotomy.
3. ummmmm, i was like umm, going home today ummm, and i like ummm, saw something and it was like uhhhh, something cool.
that’s it? that’s all you saw was something that was cool?
uh huh.
what was it?
ummmm, i don’t know.
you took all that time to tell me something and you don’t even know what you were talking about.
yup.
wow dude, what a teenage lobotomy.
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