teeny weenie peenie


when your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.

ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
– “, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?”

– “yeah, i workout, so its all cool”

– “yeah but wont you get a ‘teeny weenie peenie’ from all the estrogen in ‘dem eggs'”

“uhhhh, sh-t” no wonder why left me.

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