Teeter Totter


when a woman wearing high heels has a few too many, and can no longer navigate different types of terrain in her painful, poorly chosen high heels.
“that woman is doing a cl-ssic teeter totter,” he said, observing her footwear and wobbly posture with equal parts schadenfreude and genuine concern.
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a drink created in colorado which combines crown royal whiskey (1 part)with dr. pepper (2 parts). named for the street in colorado where in which it was created.
this teeter totter tastes great with this steak.
when a guy has 2 women and wants to do both he puts a strap on backwards and goes to work
andrew had to girls so he decided to do a teeter totter rather then hitting them both seperately.
1. a toy found on a playground.
2. a person who likes to ride the -ss of a same s-x partner, a f-ggot.
3. the act of b-tt-f-cking.
1. lets go play on the teeter totter.
2. that guy is a teeter totter.
3. he wants to teeter totter all over you r-ct-m.

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