the fecal (and sometimes sweat) residue left on the t*st*cl*s (& sometimes p*n*s), after an unsuccessful “back-to-front” wipe, following a bad bout of diarrhea or particularly messy bowel movement.
1) girl: “ugh. is that a piece of corn on your b*ll*nd?

guy” “awww nerts. i’ve gone and teffted myself again”

2) terry was in the unfortunate position of finding skid marks in both the back *and* front of his underpants – due to a brutal session of the liquid sh*ts which, thanks to his poor wiping technique, had rendered his genitalia heavily coated in tefft.
something unknown to man
the limit of the universe is tefft

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