the fecal (and sometimes sweat) residue left on the t*st*cl*s (& sometimes p*n*s), after an unsuccessful “back-to-front” wipe, following a bad bout of diarrhea or particularly messy bowel movement.
1) girl: “ugh. is that a piece of corn on your b*ll*nd?
guy” “awww nerts. i’ve gone and teffted myself again”
2) terry was in the unfortunate position of finding skid marks in both the back *and* front of his underpants – due to a brutal session of the liquid sh*ts which, thanks to his poor wiping technique, had rendered his genitalia heavily coated in tefft.
something unknown to man
the limit of the universe is tefft
- carpet pants
carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . term created 2016 by amanda . example , “hey bro , can i use a towel to sit on? i don’t want to get carpet pants. “. n*body wants carpet pants trust me ! “hey bro , can i use […]
a person who lacks intelligence, common sense or puts diesel in a petrol car. barry is such a gleblur, yesterday he gave his bank details to one of those scammers who claimed he had won 13 millions pounds.
- tapped gravy
an intriguing way to suck major d*ck at something “i play xbox but i simply just tapped gravy every time”
someone who is obsessed with time, the concept of time, the telling of time, the telling of time to others. (note, often accompanied by an obsession with phone manners.) (note2, sometimes called punctual, but not be me!) hunter is a timeophile.