Teim


often spelt “team” by p-ssy soccer dads?
kid: why are we doing p-ssing drills?
dad: ’cause there’s no i in team
ref: don’t listen to him kids. there most certainly is an i in teim. now go hog the ball you little b-st-rds.
a group or -ssemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.
if human nature dictated spelling, there certainly would be an “i” in team. the only question is whether it’d be tiem or teim.

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