tek-tek
filipino word meaning “p-n-s” in tagalog. also meaning: d-ck, c-ck, etc…
“ang tek-tek ko maliit”
“my p-n-s is small”
the pet name for a friend’s mother’s p-ssy that he auctions off. no one buys for more then 6g. because everyone has tapped it, even said friend.
mike’s tektek almost sold for 8g today but then the buyer realized how worn out it was.
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