tekken five


the newest installment of tekken, where nina and steve are g-d tier characters!

full life combos are also possible on ch (counter-hit).

this game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of tekken 4.
“arghhh i can’t pull off an ewgf!~”
one of the best tekkens to hit the ps2. the video graphics looked almost real!!! you could customize your character, you can earn a whole lotta money, the difficulty ain’t too bad either. the difficulty is challenging but i like it. it is funny. the characters interact with one another in a select few fights. the only things that i really didn’t like was the narration. it would go in the greatest graphics slot of the tekken list which was tekken tag, tekken 3, and tekken five.
kid: street fighter five is just awesome!!!
me: -rocket launcher. blown off head. end of example-

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