tele-hell
1. when you really, really need to speak with a live person at a company, but the computerized call system keeps booting you around.
2. when a computerized call system keeps misunderstanding what you’re saying, even when you’re speaking super slowly and clearly.
1. (dialing) “oh, man, i really need to talk to someone about that $875 pay-per-view charge on my cable bill.” “for account information, press 1. for sales, press 2.” “no, no, i need a real person!” (alternately pressing 0, asterisk, and the pound symbol) “welcome to the outages hotline.” agggggh, i’m in tele-h-ll!!!” 2. (dialing) “oh, man, i really need to talk to someone about fixing my smashed phone.” “for technical support, say, ‘support.’ “suuh-pooort.” “i think you said, ‘usb port.’ is that correct?” “no, support! suuuhhhh-pooooorrrrt!! agggggh, i’m in tele-h-ll!!!
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