telecide
a vehicular death resulting from driver distraction while talking, texting or tweeting. the penalty for this crime is life imprisonment in a phone cell.
having finished applying her mascara, the driver of the car tweeted her friends to let them know she was finished, failing to notice that she was fast approaching a school crossing. the driver was arrested on a charge of vehicular telecide. the funerals of the four victims will be on friday.
killing your television set.
person a: how about we watch some tv at your place?
person b: i can’t
person a: why?
person b: i committed telecide when justin bieber won artist of the year at the american music awards
a generic term for long range fatal advances. ie: archery, spear throwing, tomahawk throwing, cannons, guns, crossbow, missile firing
the soldiers in the back mainly fight with methods of telecide.
in the battle of agencourt, the english defeated the french because of their telecidal advancement of the longbow.
the technology of nuclear missiles provides armies the advantage of telecide.
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