Telecommutilation
any of the type of disturbing, threatening, or grossly uncomfortable phone calls which leaves the recipient of said call feeling like they were just gang raped by a room full of meth-addicted menopausal yetis.
an example of telecommutilation
-ring-
you: “h-llo?”
her: “andy, it’s felicity.”
you: “what’s up?”
her: “remember you stood me up last thursday? remember that guy i introduced you to, the big guy, mma fighter, dirk rockhard? he’s my boyfriend now and he said to tell you he’s going to rip your f-cking spleen out through your -sshole.”
you: “…”
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